more funny things dumpling said

God loves geographic engineers

how do you defeat milk?

Ow these butterflies bite! (I put butterfly clips in his hair)

What are these little balls under my wee wee?

I feel bad eating animals, but I like to eat sausage and pepperoni. If we
had holographic pigs we could cut pieces out of them and eat them instead.

In a letter he wrote from grandmaw's house: The cat is probably going
ballistic.